What are some good phrases to use when role-playing “Erotic Hotel Manager/Guest” with a lover?

How much for one night?





Is your service exceptional?





Tips appreciated





Can I see it first before checking in?





Do you offer any extras?





Is it soft or hard? (the bed)





Have you had many guests before?





Were there any previous complaints about your service?





How many stars are you rated?





We give discounts!





This (key) opens all doorways !





Just swipe it and put it in like this





It is KING size..............as you requested!!!!!





I feel very LAID back here!





We have been recommended by many!





Our services are unbeatable





We guarantee qualityWhat are some good phrases to use when role-playing “Erotic Hotel Manager/Guest” with a lover?
How about:


1) ';Here's my BIG key..... wanna check to make sure it fits?';


2) ';We'll need to take an imprint of your boobs.... for proper identification, it's a new policy.';


3) ';Sign here with my pen, just take hold of it firmly and squeeze it gently so the ball rollls over the smooth paper.... there.... good job!';What are some good phrases to use when role-playing “Erotic Hotel Manager/Guest” with a lover?
May I help you with that package, sir?





Room service, or eating out tonight?